I'm supposed to tag people, but I have no friends, so here goes!

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think, I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars. - What do you class as many?
[ ] I tan easily. Outside..?
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance. - Don't really care
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles. Yes, it's my Celtic blood

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together. - I have such a nice family
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school - last week of exams!
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I always do my homework. - Pssh!
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. - The what?
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. - I intentionally do it now
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. - Disney movies make me sick... does that count?
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. - Good times
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. - You mean trousers right?

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment. - Yeah, I couldn't breathe
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[x] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. - Been driven, more accurately
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. Been less, more I'm in Europe now.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. It hurts wherever you kick a guy surely?
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. - Er... you mean "I've drunk a whole gallon" surely?
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. I was baby Jesus once
[0] I've met someone in person from myspace. - Not from myspace, but vf. A long time ago
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding. - Wow, I feel like a boring shite

Relationships
[x] I'm single -
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. - It made my life easier
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school. - I'm good
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[x] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills. easily
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've woken up crying.


Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. - Not good
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.


Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. used to!
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie. - I have no idea what half these things are

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. - As long as it doesn't sacrifice sense I don't mind
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam the opposite! - What?
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun. - It's not hard. There is a trigger. You pull it.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. - I'm just that funny
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.

[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate - White chocolate pwns
[ ] I bite my nails. not any more
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names. - Sorry, who are you again?
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] All of those are answered honestly
[ ] No one's gonna read this - Unfortunately people will

Ok, after looking at somethingawfull.com for a bit, I noticed this: [link]

Let me quote something from it:

"I used to be a believer in the popular myth that poverty in the US is the result of poor luck, not poor character. It took wasting years of my life and tens of thousands of dollars trying to help my “less fortunate” friends and boyfriends before I finally gave up and realized that their situations were the result of consistently making bad choices and not just misfortune. I got sick of being mooched off of and being sucked into their non-stop parade of problems, and bit by bit I’ve cut them out of my life. Having finally learned my lesson, I will never date someone in a lower socioeconomic class again."

Ok, let's look at this bit by bit:

1. She is saying that you are poor because of 'poor character'
2. Apparently she gives away money easily 'tens of thousands of dollars'
3. That she knows what's best for them 'consistently making bad choices and not just misfortune'
4. She doesn't want to help people through their 'non-stop parade of problems'
5. Removed all contact with them 'cut them out of my life'
6 The whopper, she will never date a poorer person than her 'I will never date someone in a lower socioeconomic class again'

Ok, if that hasn't got you annoyed yet, I'm going to help a bit.

Hypothetical situation time!
Let's just say you are the head of a major corporation who has organised millions of 'dollars' worth of deals and contracts. You have type 1 Diabetes (which is genetic) and love your life. You are single, but it doesn't bother you as you enjoy your work and your huge network of friends.
Then you have a heart attack (or stroke) because of Diabetes. You get slight brain damage which stops you from being able to think well enough to work. You are ruined and are only just surviving.

Then this woman comes along and says "You made a bad choice, it's your fault you're in this situation. I don't want to hear you ask for sympathy or help from me, you have poor character. So, I'm deleting you from my phonebook and screening all your calls. As you are now technically disabled and therefore 'working class' I will not date you."

Fuck you Ms Passey, get some realistic standards.

I actually lookes around features of DA. I looked at the most popular journals, and read about some guy that pretended to die of cancer. And when he came forth saying that he wasn't dead he got about 1000+ comments telling him that he was a pile of feces and that he wasn't fit to be part of the human race. Why didn't anyone say that they were happy he was alive? Because they don't really care if he's alive, he 'decieved' them.

People are so fikkle. It's very easy to 'kill' someone on the .net, wait til he/she goes on holiday for a while and login as a guest and say he's dead. Easy.

So I've left him a friendly note, because forgiveness is the first step to joy.

Tagged. Fuck.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
If possible, run this script using a different Web Browser (PHP and MySQL for Dynamic Websites)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
And do what?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Erm.... Not including gaming.... um... er... Alien Vs Predator

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:44

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
People on Teamspeak

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
On the way back from band practice

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Chewing gum

9. What are you wearing?
Clothes. Mainly jeans and t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?
About 3 mins ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint. And a couple of posters

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. I like to keep people hanging

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It is like all other chain things. Gay.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Alien Vs Predator

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you do with the money?
Mainly give it to charity

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I hate the sloppyness of websites at the moment.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Remove the American Government

19. Do you like to dance?
I can't, not a question of like

20. George Bush:
Why revote him? WHY??

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Miracle

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Miracle 2

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. Ireland.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Haven't I met you before?

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I won't tag anyone. I won't lower myself.

BoosH!

Whats your full name? Nathan Paul Salter

How old are you?
16

Where were you born?
Gloucester

What color eyes do you have?
Blue

What color hair do you have?
Brown

How tall are you?
5ft something

How much do you weigh?
8 stone

Do you have any peircings (if so where)?
nope

Any tatto's?
nope

What nationality are you?
English



FAVOURITES


Favorite food? Pancakes

Favorite drink? Wait... why the fuck am I doing this?

I need sleep man.